Season VI Episodes

I Was Abducted By Space Aliens! Close Encounters of the Love Kind.

By Kefla, Piggy, and Susie
   Kelly Cahill and David Summers found love-U.F.O. style. These two met at an Unidentified Flying Object convention having each experienced separate close encounters. They now work together on Mr. Summer's respected magazine "Exposure" which details various spooky topics from the paranormal to ancient mysteries.
   The circumstances of their experiences are vastly different, but the unmistakable common bond draws them closer together.
   Ms. Cahill's encounter occured in 1993, when she was driving with her now ex- husband past a strip of grassy land in the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia. A mysterious glowing light caught their attention, and closer inspection revealed an enormous saucer bigger than a three storey apartment building in the middle of a paddock.
   Two other vehicles pulled up behind Kelly and her spouse, but she was the first one brave enough to leave the car... Suddenly, from nowhere, a dark entity with massive red eyes appeared, and Kelly, without her glasses, could make out several more in the distance.
   As she stood, paralayzed with fear, the oversized black forms glided aggressively across the 100m between them in a matter of seconds. She says, "I immediately panicked and screamed out of fear 'THEY HAVE NO SOULS!' "
   I felt a blow to my stomach and was thrown back, landing on my bottom, with the wind completely knocked out of me. Waves of nausea swept over me and I was violently sick, thinking that at any second I might be dead." The next thing Kelly remembers is sitting back in her car beside her husband.
    Ms. Cahill, a highly religious individual, was initially convinced that her encounter was in some way the work of the devil, but subsequent research has indicated this may not be the case...
    There are exclusive photos to prove the existence of government intelligence intervention. Three of the victims independently sketched similar pictures of the evil impostors. The breathing holes in the recently declassified photograph of a government intelligence agent donning a sinister mask eerily resembled drawings made by two of the other witnesses.
    Kelly wondered whether the photograph of the mask would simulate her alien nightmare if seen in the dark. A simple photographic enhancement confirmed her worst suspicions. For the second time, her life would never be the same.
    Government conspiracies have been coming to light since the Freedom of Information Act under Harry Truman's presidency. Certain facts heighten the validity that Kelly Cahill's abduction was a government plot.
    Such facts include:
   * The government is capable of controlling the weather of the planet;
   * Mind control implants have been utilized for decades;
   * The Roswell incident was a cover-up.
    Ms. Cahill's love interest, David Summers, is no stranger to U.F.Os either. Mr. Summers, a journalist, was visiting a remote mountainous region of Pakistan when he received "telepathic vibes" from a blue luminescent saucer.
    "The first thing I thought of when I saw the lights was a helicopter searching the mountains for a lost hiker, but when I didn't hear any noise, just deafening silence and blinding lights, I knew that this was more than a mere search party," says Summers.
    When he looked out at the object it was in the shape of a disk. David reveals, "I stood in amazement when I saw two blue rays beaming from the craft roaming the mountains, seemingly in search of something."
    This ordeal lasted seventy-five minutes and was shared with five other tourists including his friend Romeo.

They Exist! Military Confirms UFO Sightings!

   By Chadwick, Christina, and Shayne
   A mass UFO sighting in March of 1995 on Australia's Sunshine Coast has been linked to a confirmed sighting in western Europe six years earlier. The Australian sighting, recorded by Carlo Riva of the Center for UFO Sightings & Abduction Research was witnessed by 52 people on the clear fall night.
   Riva, an alien abductee himself, has been researching UFO phenomenon for over thirty years, heads the Center and recalled the night with fondness, "... the phone rang all night long, I finally had to take it of the hook so I could get some sleep."
   What the Aussies saw that night did not seem all that bizarre as far as the world of flying saucers goes. Riva gathered the reports and came up with a detailed sketch of a triangular craft with bright, yellow lights at each apex and a glowing red mass of light in the center. Witnesses claimed the craft moved slowly and silently across the evening sky before, "...suddenly accelerating and vanishing within seconds."
   After completing his report, Riva filed the information and thought nothing more of the incident. What Riva didn't realize at that time was that six years earlier military and police officials in Euben, Belgium recorded a craft identical to the Australian ship.
   The European incident is regarded as the most startling and legitimate sighting in history. Surprising radar reports from four NATO stations confirmed what hundreds of spectators on the ground were seeing. Even Belgium's top fighter pilots could not believe what they were seeing, noting that the craft's performance was "... beyond the capabilities of any known aircraft." In fact, the UFO's ability to climb, drop and accelerate would have no doubt proven fatal to a human pilot.
   Only after watching a television program about the famed European sighting did Riva make the connection; "I saw the Euben images and it dawned on me that I had seen that craft somewhere before."
   Carlo searched through his files and contacted the same Belgium police officers that made the original report. After sifting through the Australian information the Belgium officials concluded that the two crafts were in fact the same!
   With news of the confirmed sighting the Sunshine Coast has become a hot spot for UFO seekers eager for more contact with our visitors. The area, which reports Australia's highest number of sightings is located in a volcanic zone which experts believe lures the aliens. It is thought that the strong electromagnetic waves emitted by this range provide a highway for the UFO's to travel through.
   Carlo Riva is still patiently watching the skies and awaiting the return of the vacationing Euro-alien visitors, and he's even put a few shrimps on the barbie for them.



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