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 Oscar of the jungle

410: THREE LEGS, TWO BROKEN TOES, AND ONE LAVA PIT

Missions:
12: Plan a wedding
13: Sleep in an active volcano.

My comments:
The show has become Nude Rules.
End: Jake tries to explain what a bris is and has to tell about his.

What Bonnie had to say about the episode:

Original Air Date: Sept. 8, 1997
Segment #1
    At Trios Islets, the group celebrates completing Mission #11 by jumping off the boat into the water, by swinging off a rope like Tarzan. It's Oscar's turn, but instead of jumping off into the water, he runs into the side railing of the boat instead, by accident. He ends up injuring his foot, and one of the people onboard administering first aid jokes that his little toes should be amputated. Oscar does not find it amusing.
    Later they go to St. Lucia and meet a couple named Cindy and Zane who tell them what their next mission will be. They tell the group how they met. Supposedly, Cindy worked in a coffeehouse and Zane would go there and drink a lot of coffee just to see her. After they met, she asked him out on a date, and the rest was history.
Mission #12 - Plan and orchestrate a wedding
    The group has 48 hours to plan their wedding including where it will be, getting the band and registrar, dress fittings, catering, etc. They are given a budget and told to be somewhat conservative in their spending. Cindy and Zane tell them they want a Creole-style wedding.
    If the wedding goes well and they like what the group has done, the gang will get to stay in a big suite at the hotel and also be paid.
    After making a few phone calls around the area, they all go to a place called Bridal Paradise. Oscar, in the meantime, goes to the doctor to see about his foot which still hurts him from the accident.
    At Bridal Paradise, Erika tries to describe the dress they want to make for Cindy.
    Scenes of Oscar bonding in the waiting room with some reggae guy. The guy tells Oscar his peaceful outlook on life and sings reggae songs with him.
    Back at Bridal Paradise, they find a woman to make a "knock-off" dress for Cindy for $160.
    In the waiting room, the reggae guy tells Oscar he's in to see the doctor for a brain scan. Oscar laughs; he thinks the guy is joking. The reggae guy assures him that he's serious. He says he has a bullet in his head and shows Oscar the scar.
    Next the gang goes on a search to find where the wedding should take place. First they go to a big barn, but next visit an outdoor area with a gazebo in a place called Pigeon Island. They choose Pigeon Island.
    At the doctor's office, Oscar finds out from the x-ray that he also has two fractured toes. The doctor recommends he get a cast put on his foot. Oscar refuses. He says if he got a cast he might not be able to complete the missions ahead of him.
Segment #2
    The group takes Zane and Cindy to their fitting. After that's done, the gang goes to the grocery store to get the food for the reception. They then go back to Pigeon Island and set up the tables and chairs. Kalle and Erika blow up balloons. Jake and Vince are nervous because the band and the registrar haven't shown up yet.
    But then they all show up at once. Jake thinks the band looks too old and jokes that one of them might die during the ceremony.
    Kalle says the couple looks exactly how she pictured they would. Erika says she was really happy for the both of them.
    Cindy and Zane take their vows and kiss. The group takes lots of photos, pop the champagne bottles and toast to the newlyweds. They all dance and eat.
    As they eat, Oscar says he could never picture himself getting married. Zane tells him that when that day comes he'll know it.
    Cindy and Zane award the group their own suite in the Sandals hotel and some cash.
Mission 12 completed!
    At the suite, they find out it's really a formal Island suite made to look like a house - with a swimming pool. They all jump into the pool with the champagne. Vince is nude as is Jake. The girls scream and laugh at them.
    Afterwards, Kalle and Erika decide to take a shower together to wash off the pool chlorine. Jake jumps into the shower with them naked, and Vince opens the shower curtain to see everyone try to hide behind the curtain because the camera crew is there.
    As they settle down, their next clue is delivered to the room. It's a chocolate cake shaped like a flaming volcano. They find out that their next mission will be to camp inside an active volcano.
    Oscar says even with two broken bones in his foot, he doesn't care because he's so psyche about the next mission.
Segment #3
    The next morning, they are awaken by the wake-up call at 7:30 am. They have to be back on Christian's boat at 8:15 am. Erika says they partied hard the night before.
    As they are back on the boat, beautiful scenes are shown of the island from the boat.
    Someone on a small water boar drives up next to them and gives them their next clue about the volcano mission. It's a computer disc with volcano warning information on it. They discover that they will have to leave the Road Rules flag in the crater of the volcano in order to complete the mission. But first they actually have to hike up to the top of the volcano. The group is worried about Oscar's foot and how much pain it will cause his during the hike. He says he can tough it out.
    When they get on the island, they pay a guide to drive them up to the foot of the volcano. Along the way, they stop and someone gives them some bananas to eat for free. As they keep driving and eating the bananas, a small frog jumps out of Oscar's banana on to Erika. She screams at the top of her lungs. The rest of the group is laughing.
Mission 13 - Sleep in an Active Volcano
    To hike up the volcano, the guide tells them they should all use a big stick to act as a third leg for when they're hiking.
    Erika says it's the second largest volcano in the world.
    Loose gravel makes Oscar and Erika lose their footing a couple of times, but they are both okay. Vince says he thinks Oscar is a real trooper for hiking with a hurt foot.
    They all feel and hear a rumbling. It's the volcano.
    Once they get to the top, they turn around and look at the view. It's magnificent!
    Next they have to climb down a rope into the volcano, but it's a straight drop. Erika tells them all not to look down as they climb down.

What MTV had to say about the episode:

410: THREE LEGS, TWO BROKEN TOES, AND ONE LAVA PIT

    Previously: The Rulers get their next clue while lounging in the galley of the Lady Jane: sail to St. Lucia and help plan a wedding. Cutting through deep ocean waters, the boat and it's unprepared crew face a violent storm complete with tidal wave.
    It's Tarzan time as Vince takes the rope from the mast of the sailboat and uses it as a swinging vine - he flies out over the side of the boat and drops into the water. PLOP, splash, kewl! Now Kalle gives it a try, and as usual screams her head off, legs flailing in every direction. PLOP, splash, kewl! Hey, that looks fun. Next up, Oscar. He takes the rope and leaps off the side of the boat, screaming "Puerto Ricoooooo...." CRASH! Oscar you have to let go of the rope! But he didn't! Instead of dropping into the drink, he smashed into the side of the boat. He crumples to the deck in pain. Christian's first mate, SONJA, bandages up his toes. She jokes, "you'll have to get those amputated." Oscar's mouth falls open - he believed her for a second.
    The boat docks in St. Lucia and the Road Rulers stroll over to a restaurant to meet the happy couple, ZAINE and CINDY. All enjoy a lovely dinner as the soon-to-be-married pair explain the next mission is "plan our wedding." And since we're in St. Lucia, we want a traditional Creole wedding. Cindy reminds the kids that if they pull off the wedding in style, they will be rewarded with an all-expense-paid luxury suite in St. Lucia's most fabulous resort.
    Now, that's motivation! One catch. The wedding must take place in 48 hours. Get busy. Erika immediately channels CoCo Chanel, explaining "Cindy, I see you wearing something very simple, something body-hugging." We know lot's of simple guys who'd love to hug her body...
    The next day, Oscar limps into a doctor's office for some x-rays. Hey, he really does have two broken toes! The doc recommends Oscar get a cast - a cast that should remain on his foot for ten weeks. Oscar declines, reminding the doc, "I'm on a once-in-a-lifetime trip and I just can't have a cast - it could slow me down." Is that dedication or silliness? Jake let's his fingers do the walking (not through Kalle's hair), and locates BRIDAL PARADISE in the yellow pages. Everyone motors on over to the little local shack, where the proprietress explains that she can pull the whole wedding together for an excellent price. "You just supply the bride and groom." So far, so smooth...
    Now it's location scouting as Kalle leads the way to a dilapidated barn that was recommended by Bridal Paradise as the perfect spot to hold the ceremony. What a dump! All agree, Zaine and Cindy deserve better. The kids roll on to PIGEON ISLAND, a local park with expanses of green lawn spreading over a hillside plateau that overlooks the sparkling blue ocean. All agree, this is too good for Zaine and Cindy. Psyche! Everyone agrees, we'll hold the wedding right on this very spot.
    Next day, it's all about setting up the tent and blowing up the balloons. The band arrives and everyone freezes; they are a local Creole band, but these five men look like they will drop dead any second - we're talking prehistoric! Hang in there, guys...
    Let the games begin! Vince escorts Cindy up the aisle and hands her off to Zaine. Take her, she's yours. The deed is done and there's no going back. She looks so beautiful, tissues please...
    Now it's time to receive a little reception. The band plays on, the champagne is uncorked, and the dancing begins. Zaine and Cindy gather their happy helpers together and explain, you did a great job so here's your reward! They hand over the keys to the private suite and the kids bail with anticipation.     You've never seen such mega-deluxe madness! This isn't a suite, it's a mansion! With our own pool. Vince marks his territory by jumping into the water fully clothed. Everyone cannon-balls into the pool, screaming with pleasure. Now what's this? Everyone is peeling off their clothes! Everyone is naked in the pool! Jake proves he is inhibition-free by crawling out of the pool and showing off his equipment. Vince comments, "Jake, you were blessed at birth!" Nine out of ten women agree...
    A knock on the front door, and a butler delivers the next clue: a huge, flaming volcano cake. Vince fishes a note out of the frosting and reads out loud, "hike into an active volcano and spend the night." Can you say human sacrifice?
    Next morning, the kids hook up with their guide CLINT, and he distributes walking sticks to our brave boys and girls. Clint explains, "use this as a third leg." Doesn't Jake already have a third leg? Everyone is worried about Oscar - how can he hike with broken toes? Oscar is fearless, nothing will stop him.     All spend the day hiking up to the edge of the volcano. They gaze down inside to see the fog and mist hovering over the rumbling mound - all very intimidating. How do we get down inside? Vince notices a rope dangling over the cliff. Now I get it! We must repel, backwards, into the volcano. Vince comments, "if you let go, you're dead." Don't look down...



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