Season 4 Episodes

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 Egg Roll?

408: GRUMPY GOATS, GOOFY GANG MEMBERS, AND A GORGOUS GIRL

Missions:
9: The goat, the egg and the well

My comments:
It was finally nice to see Oscar treated like a member of the group.
Vince finally got some Action!!!
The best part of the episode was when a Godly man came and saved the day.
End: Erica and Kalle talk about using Tampons and Vince gets upset.

What Bonnie had to say about the episode:

Original Air Date: August 25, 1997
Segment #1
    The group leaves St. Thomas and heads for Puerto Rico. Erika's a little nervous that Oscar will act like he's a king since they be on his home turf for awhile.
    When they get off the plane at San Juan, Puerto Rico, Oscar gets out and kisses the pavement. Immediately, Oscar starts talking to the group in Spanish as if he's a tour guide.
    They get into the Winnie and drive to Oscar's parents' home. The first to greet them is Oscar's father who gives him a big hug. The father and son start crying. His little sister comes out and Oscar covers her face with kisses.
    Erika says Oscar and his father sound the same when they speak. Oscar's dad makes them a big dinner and Oscar invites his best friends over as well.
    Outside by the pool, Erika says she feels a little isolated from Oscar and his friends. His friends are at one side of the room while the Erika, Vince, Jake and Kalle are at table on the other side.
    Jake describes Oscar's friends as wanna-be gang members. The guys, one in particular, are talking about Kalle in Spanish and coming on to her big time. Jake's getting pissed that Oscar's friends are being disrespectful towards Kalle. Kalle says his friends acted like 13 year olds.
    Jake tells Kalle to let him know when Oscar's friends have "crossed the line" and he'll do something about it. He tells Oscar the situation and Oscar tells his friends to chill out and leave Kalle alone. In a drunken apology, Oscar tells Jake that since Jake is a guest staying in his home, he'll do what he can to make him comfortable.
    Kalle says she's glad that Oscar chose them over his other friends.
    Oscar's dad breaks up the party, and Oscar's friends go home. The others go to bed.
    The next morning a delivery person brings them their next clue. The clue has a bunch of directions and then says something about a well.
    On the road to their next destination to Isabela, Puetro Rico, they end up on a dirt road and make it to a hotel. They walk inside and the woman behind the counter tells them that they can spend $78 a night to stay there, or the stay will be free if they complete their next mission.
Mission #9: Milk a goat, eat an eggroll and throw a penny in a well.
Segment #2
    Vince says this mission is like a scavenger hunt. Oscar says it'll be impossible to find a goat or an eggroll in the middle of nowhere. As they drive around the village. Oscar asks, in Spanish, if anyone knows where a goat can be found.
    For the other part of the mission, Jake gets the idea to roll a raw egg and then eat it. (Literal egg roll).
    The first goat they find is a male.
    Oscar says he feels like an idiot asking people where goats are. They finally come to some old guy's house who has a goat, but find out she's all dried up.
    Kalle doesn't think there is a goat at all in town. Erika's getting discouraged. Vince says it's a good thing Oscar speaks Spanish or else they'd all be in a lot of trouble.
    They finally find a goat, who belongs to a woman in a pink dress and pink curlers. They all gang up on the goat and try to hold her still while Vince attempts to milk it, unsuccessfully. The woman then shows Vince how to do it. They fill a paper cup up with the putrid-smelling milk.
    They drive back to the inn to show the woman the milk and the "egg roll." She doesn't believe they actually milked a goat because she wants a photo of it. Instead Vince offers his hands as proof because of the milk smell on them. She believes him then. Next Jake rolls a raw egg and then eats it to the horror of his travel mates. The woman is laughing. She then tells them they need to find a well and throw a penny in.
    The gang goes in search of the well. Oscar's driving like a mad man off-road and manages to get the van their driving stuck in the sand.
Segment #3
    They try in vain to push the van out of the deep sand. They try with huge sticks and then with digging around the wheels. Still nothing helps. It's getting dark, so they start walking back to the inn.
    As luck would have it, they see a man driving a tow truck and ask him for help. Jake thinks it's a good omen. Oscar talks the guy into helping them get the van out.
    Erika says Oscar's amazing.
    Oscar asks how much they owe the man for his help and the man says it's free. The man also tells him where the well is, and Jake, Oscar and Kalle are seen throwing coins in the well.
    Vince says he's glad he and Oscar are finally friends. Kalle thinks this mission broken down a lot of walls between them.
Mission #9 completed.
    Back at the inn, Oscar asks if anyone minds if he sleeps on one of the few beds available. Jake says after what he did for the group today, he doesn't mind if Oscar slept on his head.

What MTV had to say about the episode:

408: GRUMPY GOATS, GOOFY GANG MEMBERS, AND A GORGOUS GIRL

    Previously: Everyone's little buddy, actor Bob Denver, rescues our cast from their three day tour on a food-free deserted island. Back on dry land, Denver hands over the next clue; message in a bottle. It's a note from Oscar's baby sister: come home to Puerto Rico!
    Oscar is wetting his pants as everyone boards the plane for that mythical land, Puerto Rico; where life is always perfect, right Oscar? We'll just see...
    The jet lands, and Oscar is the first to de-plane. He drops to his knees and kisses the ground. Well, the tarmac. Yuck. The kids pile into the Winne and motor over to Oscar's papy's pad. The large all-white home is in a swank gated community; very nice. Oscar's pops greets everyone at the front door and it's bear hugs all around. Erika notices that Oscar's father sounds just like him. So that's where he gets it...
    In the kitchen, Oscar points out all the delicious dishes that his step-mother has prepared for them. Makes you hungry lookin' at it. Oscar makes everyone smell the simmering beans. Will everyone smell them later, Oscar? Our cast moves into the back yard to grab a seat at one of the tables next to the gorgeous pool. Papy plays waiter and delivers the kids their dinner. What service!
    A posse of Oscar's compadres pile through the front door. Jake takes one look at the boyz and decides they are "suburb brats who want to look like hoodlum-rasta-gang members." Vince agrees, "they look like the gang members I've seen in Florida." Can we all say SHELTERED LIFE? All the kids start drinking, and I don't mean Snapple. Oh, brother. You can cut the racial tension with an automatic weapon.
    One of Oscar's little buddies is no Gilligan. This punk just can't stop mackin' on Kalle! He keeps hovering behind our blond bomb shell, grabbing his crotch. Maybe he's just adjusting his baggy jeans; we can't tell. Next thing you know, this kid plops down in a chair right next to Kalle. She does her best to ignore the come-on, which isn't hard since she doesn't speak Spanish and the boy ain't speaking English! What about Jake you ask? He is fuming. He pulls Kalle aside, "if he crosses the line just give me the word." Like what are you gonna do, Jake? Fight off a pack of beefy guys on their home turf? Luckily, Kalle doesn't "give the word." What is the word, anyway?
    Finally, our very wise Erika pulls Oscar aside and clues him in: you better say something to your buddy before a fight breaks out. Oscar pulls the dude aside and tells him to back off; his fellow Road Rulers come first. Wow! Everyone is really impressed with the Puerto Rican Prince. Oscar has proven his love and respect for his travel mates. Bonding is beautiful.
    Next morning, a messenger delivers the next clue; directions to a place on the sea, clear on the other side of the island. The cast motors on over. The owner of the bungalows explains that free rooms are available if the cast can complete three requirements: milk a goat, eat an egg roll, and throw a penny in a well. Get busy. Huh?
    Scavenger hunt! The kids pile into their Latin Winne and start searching. But the Chinese restaurants in Puerto Rico don't serve egg rolls. Jake says he'll take care of it, don't worry.
    So next, our favorite fab five drive all over hell trying to find a goat. You'd think it would be easy. No chance. Most of the goats they find are either half dead or have the wrong genitalia. They finally locate a mama goat whose thingy is sagging with milk. This is the first action Vince has gotten since leaving home. Got milk? Got milk!
    The Rulers run back to bungalow gal and show her the milk. She doesn't believe it's from a goat. What?! How dare she. Vince says smell my hands. She does, and pee-eew! Now do you believe me? Jake rolls a raw egg across the counter-top, pops it in his mouth, and munches. Voila! An egg-roll. The search for the well continues. Oscar takes the van off-roading through the jungle in search of this old hole-in-the-ground. What was that thud? Why aren't we moving? Are we... Yes, we're stuck. The back wheel of the van is buried in the sand. The kids try to get the van unstuck, but it ain't happening. As the sun starts to set, they begin to hike back to civilization.
    Along a stretch of lonely blacktop, our cast come upon a tow truck parked at the side of the road. Can you say divine intervention? Jake pleads with the driver to tow them out of the sand. The driver asks are you Christian? Jake says no, I'm not personally. Remember he's a NJB; Nice Jewish Boy. The driver tells Jake that he doesn't know what he's missing.
    Oscar takes over the negotiations; he could really save their souls if he just gets our car out of the sand trap. Convinced of divine intervention, the old driver decides to be a great Samaritan. He revs up his rig and yanks the van out of the sand; for free! Praise Jesus! On top of that, he points the kids to the well; ten feet that-a-way. There it is. Why were you hiding?
    Oscar, Jake, and Kalle each throw a penny into the well. Kalle squeals, free rooms!
    The weary travelers settle into their new beach-front hideaway. It's really nice. You'd love it. Who wouldn't? Oscar asks if he can have the private room. The travel mates agree; Oscar has been so helpful today, he gets the deluxe suite, with the big bed! Jake takes it one step further and says Oscar, you can sleep on my head. Vince beats that; Oscar, you can sleep on my ass cheeks!
    Is that a mint on my pillow or just a zit!



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