Who Said What

Road Rules: Who Said What:

Program One

"I live out in the country, the boondocks basically" -Emily on where she grew up.
"I thought she was going to be high maintenance" -Devin talking about what he thought Emily would be like.
"I got dibs on the coloring books" -Timmy talking about what was in the Road Rules trunk.
"'Infamous', what is that?" -Christian trying to understand the clue for shark tagging.
"Do you smoke, Do you smoke, Do you smoke, Emily, Do you smoke?" - Effie, looking for a smoking buddy.

Program Two

"Are your underwear up there?.... I mean on the wall." -Emily is asking Kelly this question refering to the Sand Bar in Bimini, where it is custom that visitors not leave the bar without leaving behind their underwear hanging on the ceiling or wall.
"We're supposed to complete our mission, not to make it hilarious for somebody. We're not supposed to entertain no one." -When the kids scheming about how to steal the 8 ball from the Real World house, Effie voices her opinion to the others, especially Timmy, who id getting carried away with ideas.
"High elbows? What's this? -This refers to the Norwegian drinking song that Christian teaches them... it will be a recurring song the kids sing for the entire trip.
"I'm a dancing fool. How could you not come here and shake your booty." -This refers to the Sand Bar in Bimini where the kids partied, danced and left their underwear on the way out...
"You knock on the door and say "Mike, if you're alone, we want to have tremendous sex, the three of us..." -This is Christian telling Effie and Emily to go to the Real World house and saying this to seduce the 8 ball from Mike.

Program Three

"They want answers and they've got none coming." -Devin's response to their maintenance scheme at the Miami Real World house
"The damn board hit me in the face." -Effie's pissed reaction to failing on the knee board her first several attempts
"I think he wiped out about 8 times." - Emily's response to Timmy's water-ski jump attempts
"Fantabulous." -Christian's excited exclamation when Timmy finally successfully completes the jump
"Don't drown, it'll ruin your day." - Timmy's advice to Christian before he attempts his mission on barefooting

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